This is the disclaimer page, very boring, unless your thinking of suing us. :) Okay...
1. We do not own any of the Broadway songs.
2. We do not own the Lord of the Rings characters.
ALL CONTENT WITHIN BELONGS TO WHOEVER COPYWRITED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
We DO however, own all of the jokes and random silly-ness that you shall find in the story itself. Thank you.